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turtle

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Ja jag lyssnar ibland på radio och blir då matad med hemsk musik, ibland byter jag då ut några ord i huvudet för att inte må lika dåligt. Så jag tänker att vi kan här ta hela låt texter och skriva om dom lite, går så klart bra om ni tar bra låtar med, men jag skapar tråden för att jag blivit matad med en låt som jag känner mig övertygad att nån måste fått miljoner för att spela på radion. Det bara kan inte finnas nån som gillar skiten. Om nån av er faktiskt tycker detta skräp är öron godis, så var vänliga säg det här, så jag vet vilka som har fel i huvudet.


Så kan ni gissa vilken låt jag skrivit om?



"Cock fan"

Ass like a ham
Stupid song from wham
The sound of shit
Prr prr
Surr surr surr
Muu muu
Nikey fur it's not fake, yeah

Cock fan
Cock fan
All she wanna do is take it analy
Goddamn, Cock fan
Never gonna love me cause she's too wide
Stick it in her asshole
She think I'm a slayer
For my cock please send a prayer
Only cause I cant rock
Cock fan
Cock fan
All she wanna do is use a dildo

Met her at a swinger party in the hills, yeah
She just want rotation like the the windmill, yeah
Shabby want no noodle cause she's so wide
But if I shove down this bat it's just gonna slide
She don't want too suck cause it takes too long
She still need the whip unless it's two dicks
Only wanna cum when the smash is done
Only take the stick when her ass out

She from
Mahmoud, Mahmoud
If you ain't got a foreign, then she laugh at you
Mahmoud, Mahmoud
Spending daddy's money on a horse dick too

Cock fan
Cock fan
All she wanna do is take it analy
Goddamn, Cock fan
Never gonna believe that she once were tight though
Takes it in the asshole
Please do send a prayer
She keep jumping too hard
All while screaming hulk smash
Cock fan
Cock fan
All she wanna do is sleep with others

I still can't make her cum

Use a ram, yeah
Really slammed, yeah
Licking fast, Usain bolt
Shake til i break, yeah
See the rain? yeah
Piss lake, yeah
Wipe you're face, ooh
Now she wanna double date, yeah
Straight to Mogadishu
Seems im toast ooh
Shabby heard my song and didn't realise it's a roast
Yeah
Snappin' all the dicks just for fun
Ass going crazy
Now she wanna fuck me in the foreign
Going 80

Straight from
Mahmoud, Mahmoud
If you ain't got a foreign, then she laugh at you
Mahmoud, Mahmoud
Spending daddy's money on a big old tree

Hulk smash
Hulk smash
My dicks already broken but she want some more
Goddamn, Hulk smash
Sitting here wrapped up in bandage too
She shows me her asshole
Asking me too slay her
Won't take no for answer
Think im gonna run out
Hulk smash
Hulk smash
Dam it girl im really getting scared of you
 
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